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Wacky Wet World - Help and Safety - Glossary

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Help and Safety - Glossary

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Swimming in Clothes
Swimming in clothes is fun.

Swimming in a hoodie
Swimming fully clothed is quite a challenge but great fun.

Swimming in an Anorak
Anoraks are great for swimming.

Swimming in a cagoule
Cagoule for sun protection.

Explanations and Definitions

    When your swimwear varies from shorts for men or bikini for women, things can become quite interesting. On this page we like to define and explain some of the common issues about swimming in clothes.

Phat Dippin(g)

    Skinny Dipping = swimming naked.
    Phat Dipping = Swimming with all your clothes on.
    Dress up and dive in, that's phat dippin!!

    Watch this eye-witness report:

    Here is the full promo video about phat dipping:

    "Underwater with my clothes on feels so right it can't be wrong!"

    Remake Video

Swimming in Clothes or Swimming Fully Clothed

    There have been ongoing discussions on the net about this difference. This wetsite is about getting wet in clothes, whatever you like. But we feel we should clarify it anyway.

    Swimming in clothes could mean any clothes, except regular swimming briefs. The minimum outfit should be just a T-shirt or jeans. Most modest swimwear falls into this category. Swimming in clothes is a popular leisure activity in many regions of the world.

    Swimming fully clothed includes socks and shoes, long pants, layers of long sleeve tops or jackets, or whatever you normally wear. Most people get wet fully clothed by accident, like in the rain or when they fall into the water. For keen swimmers it is also a powerful fitness training known as resistance swimming to build strength and endurance. Others join their friends for a spontaneous swim fully clothed when they didn't bring any swimwear.

Anorak

    A hooded pullover type garment with a short zip. Most have a front pocket to keep bits in when you go swimming. In Thailand you can get lightweight anoraks that are made of a silky soft fabric which is not waterproof, but dries very quickly. People put them on for sun protection when they go for a swim.

Baptising

  1. Getting dunked. This can be exciting fun. Be prepared.

  2. Soaking new clothes for the first time, preferably with you in them. Celebrate this beautiful occasion.

    Baptisms are a joyous occasion! Many churches run baptisms during or after regular services. This then begs the question, do you wear your sunday best? With baptism robes, those participating in baptismal ceremonies can conveniently change prior to baptism. These gowns and robes will allow for full or partial immersion in baptism waters. Once finished the robes can be easily washed and cleaned for the ultimate in convenience and ease of care.

Cagoule

    A hooded pullover type garment with no zips, because zips can get stuck because of mud or sea salt. Cagoules are therefore well suited for rough or dirty terrain. They don't hold much water. Just rinse and go. Cags can be short or long, down to the knees. Some cags have a velcro fastener in front of the collar, most have a string in the hood. Canoeing cags usually don't have a hood, unless they are for seakayaking or expeditions.

Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O)

    A colourless and odourless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol. More on www.dhmo.org
Friends are the best you can have.
Share your hobby with a friend.

Wet Companions
Go swimming together.

Wet Companions
Meet friends on the beach.

Pool Party
Pool party friends.

Pool Party
Pool parties are great fun. You're expected to dress up and wear your clothes in the water.

Friends: A Wet Friend is a Treasure

    A friend is someone we turn to
    when our spirits need a lift.
    A friend is someone we treasure
    For our friendship is a gift.

    A friend is someone who fills our lives
    With beauty, joy, and grace,
    And makes the world we live in
    A wetter and happier place.

A Wet Friend ...

    Accepts you wet as you are
    Believes in "you"
    Calls you just to say "Hi"
    Doesn't give up on you
    Envisions the whole of you (even the dry parts)
    Forgives mistakes
    Gives unconditionally
    Helps you get wet
    Invites you over for a shower
    Jumps in the pool with you fully clothed
    Keeps you close at heart
    Loves you for who you are
    Makes a difference in your life
    Never Judges
    Offers support
    Picks you up
    Quiets your fears
    Raises your spirits
    Swims with you in clothes
    Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
    Understands you
    Values you
    Washes your clothes (while you're still in them)
    X-plains things you don't understand
    Yells when you won't listen and
    Zaps you back to reality

Foam Parties and Pool Parties

    These are very exciting fun events. You will get soaking wet, but you rarely don't know when and how much. This suspense adds to the excitement.

WAM - Wet And Messy

    Wet involves getting soaked in water. Messy involves mud or gunge or food, etc. This can get quite slippery. We're not sure yet where slippery foam and soap fits in. Are foamparties messy or just wet?

Wet

    There are various levels of wet:

    1. Damp
    2. Moist
    3. Squidgy
    4. Soggy
    5. Drenched
    6. Soaked
    7. Immersed

    Any more ideas?